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  Junior Pages - Coming Soon

 
 

This page is still in preparation, we hope to bring it to you very soon.

In the meantime courtesy of Toby 7) and Jemima (5) and Esm (3)

What goes "zzub zzub"  - a bee flying backwards

What do you call a deer with no eyes! - No i-dea!

What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? - still no idea!

What do you call a crab at Christmas? - Santa Claws?

Why did the old woman tie roller skates to he rocking chair? - So she could rock and roll!

How do you stop a skeleton from laughing? - Remove his funny bone!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party - Because he had nobody to go with!

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? - To see his flatmate!

What do you call a sheep with no head or legs? - A cloud!

What do you get if you walk under a cow? - a pat on the head!
  


 

 

 

 

 

 
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